Spoof comedy starring Adam Goldberg. Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer (Goldberg), is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus's evil son Damian (Andy Dick) is pushed over the edge by his father's liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father's role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer), the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim (Mario Van Peebles), the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa's evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews.