Crazy Jose (Paul Rodriguez) has just smuggled a multimillion-dollar shipment of Mexican sex pills into the U.S. The problem is - it was stolen from the Mob. Now, New York wise guy Eddie Colucci (Nicholas Turturro) is taking his 'family' to cattle country to get his shipment back. Out of the city, these mobsters go out of their minds. They are surrounded by dim-witted farmhands, gun-toting good old boys, and Eddie's wife, Candy (Elizabeth Berkley), who can't seem to keep her hands off the Sheriff (Matthew Modine).