Virtual Sexuality Evil Woman Dick

06/09/2004
  |  Buy to Own: 06/09/2004
  |  272 min
Rated TBC by the BBFC

Synopsis

Comedy triple bill. In 'Virtual Sexuality', Justine (Laura Fraser) is a seventeen-year-old girl determined to lose her virginity with the school hunk Alex (Kieran O'Brien). They arrange to go on a date at a computer exposition, but at the last minute Alex decides to go out with the sexy Hoover (Natasha Bell). A dejected Justine decides to try out a new make-over program called the Narcissus, and designs her own perfect man. Just as she is about to complete the programming, an explosion wrecks the computer and Justine is transformed into Jake (Rupert Penry-Jones) - her perfect guy! In 'Evil Woman', Darren Silverman (Jason Biggs) meets psychologist Judith Fessbeggler (Amanda Peet) and they quickly fall in love and soon begin talking of marriage. However, when Judith breaks up Darren's Neil Diamond covers band, his bandmates J.D. (Jack Black) and Wayne (Steve Zahn) realise that she is evil and must be stopped. The pair then set to work with a plan to get Darren back together with his former girlfriend Sandy (Amanda Detmer); but Judith realises what they are up to, and proves more than a match for their underhand tactics. In 'Dick', high school students Betsy Jobs (Kirsten Dunst) and Arlene Lorenzo (Michelle Williams) are on a trip round the White House in 1972 when they accidentally wander into a room where a shredding of top secret documents is taking place. Wondering just how much the girls now know, the powers-that-be appoint them as official White House dog walkers, and it isn't long before the duo are tackling dirty Dick - President Richard Nixon (Dan Hedaya) - himself!