Diana Dors and Sue Longhurst star in this sex farce. Jack (Ole Soltoft) is an impoverished youth who discovers the address of his dead father's favourite hang-out - Madame Helena's Bordello. Despite some pointers by Madame Helena (Dors) and her voluptuous staff of prostitutes Jack is unable to win the hand (or any part) of his beloved Alice (Longhurst). Alice will only marry a man of means and has her eye on doddery old man Cecil Spentwicke. However, when Cecil drops dead at the whorehouse, Jack inherits a fortune and Alice is back on the market, but will Jack have the stamina to keep her satisfied?