'Allo 'Allo

Seasons

'Allo 'Allo

Season 2 (1985)

'Allo 'Allo

Season 4 (1987)

All twelve episodes from seasons 3 and 4 of the popular BBC sitcom set in occupied France during the Second World War. In 'The Nicked Knockwurst', the everlasting gag about the phallic sausage reaches its climax when Hitler realises that the 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies' painting is not, after all, hidden inside the conflict's most sought-after tube of pork. Meanwhile, Rene and Monsieur Alfonso are ready to fight a duel for the hand of Edith. In 'Gruber Does Some Mincing', von Strohm, Geering and Rene are arrested and interrogated by Herr Flick. In 'The Sausage and the Wardrobe', the resistance movement decide to blow up General von Klinkerhoffen, little realising that certain of their enemy also plan to kill the general - von Strohm with a lethal gateau and Flick with a poisoned dart. René and the Resistance try to disguise themselves as roadworkers in order to smuggle out the English airmen in 'Flight of Fancy'. In 'Pretty Maids All in a Row', von Klinkerhoffen requisitions a worthless painting - but René has hidden the Fallen Madonna inside it. In 'The Great Un-Escape', Gruber is knee-deep in forgeries, while René is knee-deep in a tunnel. In 'Hans Goes Over the Top', the entire gang escape from the prisoner of war camp dressed as can-can girls from the Foliés Bergeres. In 'Camp Dance', Lieutenant Gruber helps the gang escape in a dust lorry while the German guards are distracted by a variety show. Maria escapes separately, disguised as a Red Cross parcel, but unfortunately she gets delivered to Switzerland. In 'Good Staff Are Hard to Find', Mimi is brought in as Rene's bodyguard, but it isn't long before she is trying to poison Herr Flick in the back room of the cafe. 'The Flying Nun' sees General von Klinkerhoffen and Colonel von Strohm under suspicion of being part of a plot to assassinate Hitler. In 'The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law', Rene is being held by the Germans. Edith decides to disguise herself as a German officer and threaten the Germans with a grenade to get them to release him, but she ends up blowing up a public toilet instead.

'Allo 'Allo

Season 9 (1992)

The entire series of the much-loved BBC sitcom set in occupied France during the Second World War. Double entendres abound at the Cafe Rene in the French village of Nouvion as lusty lothario proprietor Rene Artois (Gorden Kaye) and his tuneless wife Edith (Carmen Silvera) aid and abet the resistance effort in their own inimitable way.