Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

Season 1 (2004)

The complete first season of the popular American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up-finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor), and Alan's possibly gay estranged wife, Judith (Marin Hinkle). Not to forget Rose (Melanie Lynskey), a one night stand and current neighbor of Charlie's, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. Episodes comprise: 'Pilot', 'Big Flappy Bastards', 'Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell', 'If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap', 'The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump', 'Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?', 'If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake', 'Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful', 'Phase One, Complete', 'Merry Thanksgiving', 'Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor', 'Camel Filters Pheromones', 'Sara Like Puny Alan', 'I Can't Afford Hyenas', 'Round One To The Crazy Hot Chick (1)', 'That Was Saliva, Alan (2)', 'Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats', 'An Old Flame With A New Wick', 'I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You', 'Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark', 'No Sniffing, No Wowing', 'My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet', 'Just Like Buffalo' and 'Can You Feel My Finger?'

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Two and a Half Men

Season 2 (2005)

The complete second season of the popular American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up - finally. Episodes comprise: 'Back Off Mary Poppins', 'Enjoy Those Garlic Balls', 'A Bag Full of Jawea', 'Go Get Mommy's Bra', 'Bad News From the Clinic', 'The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance', 'A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana', 'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers', 'Yes, Monsignor', 'The Salmon Under My Sweater', ' Last Chance to See Those Tattoos', 'A Lungful of Alan', 'Get Off My Hair', 'Those Ping Things With Coconut', 'Smell the Umbrella Stand', 'Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?', 'Woohoo, A Hernia Exam!', 'It Was Mame, Mom', 'A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise', 'I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey', 'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On', 'That Old Hose Bag is My Mother', 'Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab' and 'Does This Smell Funny To You?'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 3 (2006)

Alan injures himself falling from the roof; Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates; and Berta (Conchata Ferrell) temporarily moves in with Charlie and Alan.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 4 (2007)

Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi (April Bowlby); Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour; and Charlie nearly drowns while trying to surf.

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Season 5 (2008)

Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping; Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother; and Alan sets Charlie up with a judge.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 6 (2009)

Charlie wonders if he is the father of an old flame's son; Alan tries to recover money he lent to Charlie; and Jake samples his first beer.

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Season 7 (2010)

Charlie struggles with his feelings for ex-fiancee Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier); Alan's girlfriend Melissa (Kelly Stables) moves in; and Jake seeks every opportunity to drive when he gets his licence.

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Season 8 (2010)

Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit; Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey; and Alan uses Charlie's house to hook up with an ex-girlfriend.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 9 (2012)

Alan and Jake bid Charlie a tearful goodbye; Walden (Kutcher) tries to get his ex-wife to take him back; and Jake hopes to replicate Walden's success by dropping out of school.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 10 (2012)

Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoey's (Sophie Winkleman) birthday; Alan and Lyndsey take their relationship to another level; and Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi (Miley Cyrus) pays a visit.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 11 (2014)

All episodes from the eleventh season of the American sitcom. In this season, a daughter (Amber Tamblyn) of Charlie's that no one knew existed turns up to move into the beach house, Alan (Jon Cryer) and Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) encounter yet more troubles in their relationship and Walden encounters a mysterious outdoor adventurer who could be the one. The episodes comprise: 'Nangnangnangnang', 'I Think I Banged Lucille Ball', 'This Unblessed Biscuit', 'Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank', 'Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003', 'Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants', 'Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie', 'Mr.Walden, He Die. I Clean Room', 'Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer', 'On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer', 'Tazed in the Lady Nuts', 'Baseball.Boobs.Boobs.Baseball', 'Bite Me, Supreme Court', 'Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe', 'Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin', 'How to Get Rid of Alan Harper', 'Welcome Home, Jake', 'West Side Story', 'Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang', 'Lotta Delis in Little Armenia', 'Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot' and 'Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 12 (2015)

All episodes from the 12th and final season of the American sitcom. The bond between Alan (Jon Cryer) and Walden (Ashton Kutcher) grows stronger when they decide to adopt a child together. The episodes are: 'The Ol' Mexican Spinach', 'A Chic Bar in Ibiza', 'Glamping in a Yurt', 'Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight', 'Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.', 'Alan Shot a Little Girl', 'Sex With an Animated Ed Asner', 'Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey', 'Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey', 'Here I Come, Pants!', 'For Whom the Booty Calls', 'A Beer-Battered Rip-Off', 'Boompa Loved His Hookers', 'Don't Give a Monkey a Gun' and 'Of Course He's Dead'.

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Cast

Jon CryerEve GordonLee GarlingtonJon LovitzRobert WagnerMartin MullStacy KeachJames Earl JonesConchata FerrellCloris LeachmanAnnie PottsMimi RogersTammy LaurenSusan BlakelyBrooke ShieldsMorgan FairchildSusan SullivanKathy BatesMike ConnorsBarry LivingstonCarol KaneCharlie SheenJudd NelsonEmilio EstevezJamie RoseCourtney Thorne-SmithMatt RothHolland TaylorAlicia WittJaneane GarofaloGail O'GradyLiz VasseyKatherine laNasaRena SoferJon PolitoMarco SanchezJulia CampbellBrittney PowellMichael Clarke DuncanLarry CedarBridget FlaneryMelanie LynskeyDakin MatthewsNikita AgerAllison JanneyCharlie DellDiane DelanoKate LuybenWillie GarsonSab ShimonoKen LernerJennifer O'DellApril BettsRichard KindBob RumnockLisa JayCerina VincentHelena MattssonMeagen FayEmmanuelle VaugierNatalie Denise SperlJudy GreerJessica CollinsAshton KutcherKelly StablesCarl ReinerJane LynchSara RueKay PanabakerMaggie LawsonRebecca McFarlandSandra McCoyDaya VaidyaKevin SorboAndre WareSusse BuddeDiora BairdAndrea BogartAmber TamblynDavid MatteyJud TylorJacqueline LordPatton OswaltRaymond MaAngus T. JonesJenny McCarthyArt BonillaMiley CyrusAndrea BendewaldMichael LowryMelanie AbramoffJenn LiuJim MeskimenMarin HinkleSteven TylerJohn BurkeJoel MurrayLillian AdamsChristopher NeimanEnrique IglesiasBrooke D'OrsayWill SassoMeeghan HolawayVirginia WilliamsPing WuApril BowlbyAngus T JonesErnie GrunwaldGerald BrodinGraham Patrick MartinAshley EdnerAbbie CobbShane WoodsonRib HillisJ.D. WalshDale Waddington HorowitzSophie WinklemanRobert ClotworthyPaulina OlszynskiClint CarmichaelAndy MackenzieJohn CarneyIrena A HoffmanBrett WagnerGeorgia EngelJen LilleyTalyan WrightEmily RoseJennifer HaleKimberly QuinnAndrea SavageIqbal ThebaRyan StilesMichael Patrick McGillAnnie MumoloLoren LesterBrendan Patrick ConnorValerie AzlynnSteve TomSteven ShawSkyler CalebStephanie BrownHenry DittmanChristina MooreBruno AmatoCarrie StevensDanielle BisuttiJennifer TaylorMatt McKenzieBrian Thomas SmithSara EriksonGeorge KattKeena FergusonJohn PirruccelloLamont ThompsonBellamy YoungShantel WislawskiEdan AlexanderJennifer Bini TaylorIon OvermanBrian Patrick WadeTreisa GaryHope AllenJustin AlstonBrandon KillhamJames EdsonAndy PessoaJackie DebatinStefan UmsteadKelly KingRachel CannonDaniel BensonJD WalshShon LittleChristopher T WoodDeprise BresciaCarly ThomasAndrea SilversLauren Rose LewisAvner GarbiNancy LinariNadine EllisDoug MitchellHollie StensonCazzy GolombTamara KnauszHyacinth NierAustin LeeGlen WalkerStephanie ReibelRalph Cole JrMia KellyKatie WeaverJohn DewisMarisa TayuiLeah FitzpatrickKelley DaughertySammi ReedIreeshaJulianne GrossmanRebecca AveryNicole MalgariniJustine EyreWayne WildersonEddie Van HalenTinashe KachingweCaroline BielskisPeter A HulneScott McShaneJohn MendozaRod BrittNanci ChristopherAlitzahHugh HolubTerry ShustaTheresa AdamsDionne HudsonDanielle LewisChet GrissomKris IyerMolly MorganTony TripoliMichael MertonCheyenne CasebierMaria TornbergJohn VanceCoby Ryan McLaughlinBen HermesAlex SpencerBrian TurkIan `Blaze' KellyMonica YoungBob RuschCharity HodgesMing WenJJ RodgersKurt SchollerPaige PetersonHolly KingBrian HymanMichael PotterAnna GravesElijah Michael LeeRichard V LicataJeanine GiovanniTina MorascoLexi JourdenGregg MarxSandra Dee RobinsonGracie MaddoxLaura McLauchlinSun ParkAnastasia RoarkAlison ShanksMikki PadillaJennifer KeyesCarrie ReichenbachNakia SyvonneDan ColeAaron RefvemMatt CatesClint CulpJana RamseyAlan MuetingSacheen PadillaAustin KaneDenise Loveday-KaneBob LevitanJamal ThomasVernee Watson