Two and a Half Men

Seasons

Two and a Half Men

Season 1 (2003)

Charlie tries to persuade Jake to obey a few house rules; Charlie and Alan tell their mother what they think of her; and Alan offers to become Charlie's housekeeper.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 2 (2005)

The complete second season of the popular American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up - finally. Episodes comprise: 'Back Off Mary Poppins', 'Enjoy Those Garlic Balls', 'A Bag Full of Jawea', 'Go Get Mommy's Bra', 'Bad News From the Clinic', 'The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance', 'A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana', 'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers', 'Yes, Monsignor', 'The Salmon Under My Sweater', ' Last Chance to See Those Tattoos', 'A Lungful of Alan', 'Get Off My Hair', 'Those Ping Things With Coconut', 'Smell the Umbrella Stand', 'Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?', 'Woohoo, A Hernia Exam!', 'It Was Mame, Mom', 'A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise', 'I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey', 'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On', 'That Old Hose Bag is My Mother', 'Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab' and 'Does This Smell Funny To You?'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 3 (2006)

Alan injures himself falling from the roof; Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates; and Berta (Conchata Ferrell) temporarily moves in with Charlie and Alan.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 4 (2007)

Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi (April Bowlby); Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour; and Charlie nearly drowns while trying to surf.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 5 (2008)

Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping; Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother; and Alan sets Charlie up with a judge.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 6 (2009)

Charlie wonders if he is the father of an old flame's son; Alan tries to recover money he lent to Charlie; and Jake samples his first beer.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 7 (2010)

Charlie struggles with his feelings for ex-fiancee Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier); Alan's girlfriend Melissa (Kelly Stables) moves in; and Jake seeks every opportunity to drive when he gets his licence.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 8 (2010)

Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit; Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey; and Alan uses Charlie's house to hook up with an ex-girlfriend.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 9 (2012)

Alan and Jake bid Charlie a tearful goodbye; Walden (Kutcher) tries to get his ex-wife to take him back; and Jake hopes to replicate Walden's success by dropping out of school.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 10 (2012)

Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoey's (Sophie Winkleman) birthday; Alan and Lyndsey take their relationship to another level; and Walden begins to feel his age when his friend's daughter Missi (Miley Cyrus) pays a visit.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 11 (2013)

Alan is shocked to discover how much Charlie's daughter (Amber Tamblyn) resembles her father; Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire; and Alan's affair with Lyndsey is jeopardised.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 12 (2014)

In Season 12, Walden asks Alan to sign a prenuptial agreement, Lyndsey returns from rehab, Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers and Alan tries to prove Charlie is really dead.

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Cast

Jon CryerEve GordonLee GarlingtonJon LovitzRobert WagnerMartin MullStacy KeachJames Earl JonesConchata FerrellCloris LeachmanAnnie PottsMimi RogersLynda CarterTammy LaurenSusan BlakelyBrooke ShieldsMarilu HennerMorgan FairchildSusan SullivanKathy BatesMadison MasonGeorge WynerMike ConnorsBarry LivingstonEric Allan KramerCarol KaneDan FosterTom WilsonCharlie SheenJudd NelsonEmilio EstevezJamie RoseCourtney Thorne-SmithMatt RothKristin DattiloHolland TaylorAlicia WittRichard LewisJaneane GarofaloGail O'GradyLiz VasseyJenna ElfmanKatherine laNasaRena SoferJon PolitoMarco SanchezJulia CampbellBrittney PowellMichael Clarke DuncanChristine DunfordLarry CedarBridget FlaneryMelanie LynskeyEugene ByrdDakin MatthewsNikita AgerAllison JanneyKrista AllenJohanna BlackCharlie DellDiane DelanoChristopher JacobsKate LuybenWillie GarsonSab ShimonoChris O'DonnellKen LernerJennifer O'DellApril BettsDeena DillDenise RichardsRichard KindCristine RoseBob RumnockHilary DuffLisa JayCerina VincentLouisette GeissMegan FoxHelena MattssonMeagen FayEmmanuelle VaugierNatalie Denise SperlJudy GreerJessica CollinsAshton KutcherAbigail MavityKelly StablesCarl ReinerJane LynchSara RueKay PanabakerMaggie LawsonRebecca McFarlandSandra McCoyDaya VaidyaElena LyonsKevin SorboAndre WareSusse BuddeKatelin PetersenDiora BairdAndrea BogartAmber TamblynNoel FisherDavid MatteyJud TylorJacqueline LordPatton OswaltRaymond MaAngus T. JonesJenny McCarthyArt BonillaMiley CyrusNick TothAndrea BendewaldMichael LowryMelanie AbramoffJenn LiuJim MeskimenMarin HinkleSam LernerSteven TylerJohn BurkeJoel MurrayMyndy CristLillian AdamsChristopher NeimanEnrique IglesiasBrooke D'OrsayWill SassoMeeghan HolawayJuliette GogliaVirginia WilliamsPing WuApril BowlbyAngus T JonesErnie GrunwaldGerald BrodinTricia O'KelleyGraham Patrick MartinAshley EdnerAbbie CobbShane WoodsonLucky VanousRib HillisJ.D. WalshDale Waddington HorowitzSophie WinklemanRobert ClotworthyPaulina OlszynskiClint CarmichaelAndy MackenzieJohn CarneyIrena A HoffmanBrett WagnerGeorgia EngelJen LilleyTalyan WrightEmily RoseRhyon Nicole BrownJennifer HaleKimberly QuinnAndrea SavageIqbal ThebaRyan StilesMichael Patrick McGillSki CarrAnnie MumoloLoren LesterBrendan Patrick ConnorValerie AzlynnSteve TomSteven ShawSkyler CalebStephanie BrownHenry DittmanChristina MooreKristin Bauer Van StratenBruno AmatoCarrie StevensDanielle BisuttiJennifer TaylorJamison HaaseMatt McKenzieBrian Thomas SmithSara EriksonGeorge KattKeena FergusonJohn PirruccelloLisa ArningLamont ThompsonBellamy YoungShantel WislawskiEdan AlexanderJennifer Bini TaylorIon OvermanElise RobertsonBrian Patrick WadeTreisa GaryHope AllenJustin AlstonBrandon KillhamJames EdsonAndy PessoaJackie DebatinStefan UmsteadKelly KingRachel CannonDaniel BensonJD WalshShon LittleChristopher T WoodDeprise BresciaCarly ThomasAndrea SilversLauren Rose LewisAvner GarbiNancy LinariNadine EllisDoug MitchellHollie StensonCazzy GolombTamara KnauszHyacinth NierAustin LeeDarryl SivadGlen WalkerStephanie ReibelKathryn GordonRalph Cole JrMia KellyKatie WeaverJohn DewisMarisa TayuiLeah FitzpatrickKelley DaughertySammi ReedIreeshaJulianne GrossmanRebecca AveryNicole MalgariniJustine EyreWayne WildersonEddie Van HalenTinashe KachingweCaroline BielskisPeter A HulneScott McShaneJohn MendozaRod BrittNanci ChristopherAlitzahHugh HolubTerry ShustaTheresa AdamsDionne HudsonDanielle LewisChet GrissomKris IyerMolly MorganTony TripoliMichael MertonHayley ErinCheyenne CasebierMaria TornbergJohn VanceCoby Ryan McLaughlinBen HermesAlex SpencerBrian TurkIan `Blaze' KellyMonica YoungBob RuschCharity HodgesMing WenJJ RodgersKurt SchollerPaige PetersonHolly KingBrian HymanMichael PotterAnna GravesElijah Michael LeeRichard V LicataJeanine GiovanniTina MorascoLexi JourdenGregg MarxSandra Dee RobinsonGracie MaddoxLaura McLauchlinSun ParkAnastasia RoarkAlison ShanksMikki PadillaJennifer KeyesCarrie ReichenbachNakia SyvonneDan ColeAaron RefvemMatt CatesClint CulpJana RamseyAlan MuetingSacheen PadillaAustin KaneDenise Loveday-KaneBob LevitanJamal ThomasVernee WatsonVernee Watson JohnsonJacob UrrutiaJohn ValdeteroDaniel EscobarZachary PolmanteerJustin T MilnerFrankie Jay AllisonEddie GorodetskyLori Lynn LivelyMadison Dylan