Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men

Season 1 (2004)

The complete first season of the popular American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up-finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn (Holland Taylor), and Alan's possibly gay estranged wife, Judith (Marin Hinkle). Not to forget Rose (Melanie Lynskey), a one night stand and current neighbor of Charlie's, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. Episodes comprise: 'Pilot', 'Big Flappy Bastards', 'Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell', 'If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap', 'The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump', 'Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?', 'If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake', 'Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful', 'Phase One, Complete', 'Merry Thanksgiving', 'Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor', 'Camel Filters Pheromones', 'Sara Like Puny Alan', 'I Can't Afford Hyenas', 'Round One To The Crazy Hot Chick (1)', 'That Was Saliva, Alan (2)', 'Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats', 'An Old Flame With A New Wick', 'I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You', 'Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark', 'No Sniffing, No Wowing', 'My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet', 'Just Like Buffalo' and 'Can You Feel My Finger?'

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Two and a Half Men

Season 2 (2005)

The complete second season of the popular American sitcom. Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (Jon Cryer), who's facing a divorce, and Alan's son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), come to stay with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up - finally. Episodes comprise: 'Back Off Mary Poppins', 'Enjoy Those Garlic Balls', 'A Bag Full of Jawea', 'Go Get Mommy's Bra', 'Bad News From the Clinic', 'The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance', 'A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana', 'Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers', 'Yes, Monsignor', 'The Salmon Under My Sweater', ' Last Chance to See Those Tattoos', 'A Lungful of Alan', 'Get Off My Hair', 'Those Ping Things With Coconut', 'Smell the Umbrella Stand', 'Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?', 'Woohoo, A Hernia Exam!', 'It Was Mame, Mom', 'A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise', 'I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey', 'A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On', 'That Old Hose Bag is My Mother', 'Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab' and 'Does This Smell Funny To You?'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 3 (2006)

Alan injures himself falling from the roof; Jake gets into trouble at school when he draws a picture of one of his classmates; and Berta (Conchata Ferrell) temporarily moves in with Charlie and Alan.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 4 (2007)

Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi (April Bowlby); Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour; and Charlie nearly drowns while trying to surf.

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Season 5 (2008)

Alan and Charlie take Jake shopping; Charlie behaves strangely after spending time with his mother; and Alan sets Charlie up with a judge.

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Season 6 (2009)

Charlie wonders if he is the father of an old flame's son; Alan tries to recover money he lent to Charlie; and Jake samples his first beer.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 7 (2010)

Charlie struggles with his feelings for ex-fiancee Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier); Alan's girlfriend Melissa (Kelly Stables) moves in; and Jake seeks every opportunity to drive when he gets his licence.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 8 (2010)

Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit; Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey; and Alan uses Charlie's house to hook up with an ex-girlfriend.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 9 (2012)

All episodes from the ninth season of the American sitcom. In this season, as Alan (Jon Cryer) attempts to move on from the death of his brother, he meets and becomes friends with broken-hearted billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher). The two end up living together, along with Alan's teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones). The episodes comprise: 'Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt', 'People Who Love Peepholes', 'Big Girls Don't Throw Food', 'Nice Magic Fingers', 'A Giant Cat Holding a Churro', 'The Squat and the Hover', 'Those Fancy Japanese Toilets', 'Thank You for the Intercourse', 'Frodo's Headshots', 'A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes', 'What a Lovely Landing Strip', 'One False Move, Zimbabwe!', 'Slowly and in a Circular Fashion', 'A Possum On Chemo', 'The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack', 'Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy', 'Not in My Mouth!', 'The War Against Gingivitis', 'Palmdale, Ech', 'Grandma's Pie', 'Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'', 'Why We Gave Up Women', 'The Straw in My Donut Hole' and 'Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 10 (2013)

All episodes from the tenth season of the American sitcom. In this season, Walden (Ashton Kutcher) prepares to commit to his girlfriend Zoey (Sophie Winkleman), but she has other ideas; Alan (Jon Cryer) and Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) encounter a few troubles in their relationship; and Jake (Angus T. Jones) gets used to life in the army. The episodes comprise: 'I Changed My Mind About the Milk', 'A Big Bag of Dog', 'Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt', 'You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For', 'That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam', 'Ferrets, Attack', 'Avoid the Chinese Mustard', 'Something My Gynecologist Said', 'I Scream When I Pee', 'One Nut Johnson', 'Give Santa a Tail-Hole', 'Welcome to Alancrest', 'Grab a Feather and Get in Line', 'Run, Steven Staven! Run!', 'Paint It, Pierce It Or Plug It', 'Advantage - Fat, Flying Baby', 'Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries', 'The 9:04 from Pemberton', 'Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon', 'Bazinga! That's from a TV Show', 'Another Night With Neil Diamond', 'My Bodacious Vidalia' and 'Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 11 (2014)

All episodes from the eleventh season of the American sitcom. In this season, a daughter (Amber Tamblyn) of Charlie's that no one knew existed turns up to move into the beach house, Alan (Jon Cryer) and Lyndsey (Courtney Thorne-Smith) encounter yet more troubles in their relationship and Walden encounters a mysterious outdoor adventurer who could be the one. The episodes comprise: 'Nangnangnangnang', 'I Think I Banged Lucille Ball', 'This Unblessed Biscuit', 'Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank', 'Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003', 'Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants', 'Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie', 'Mr.Walden, He Die. I Clean Room', 'Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer', 'On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer', 'Tazed in the Lady Nuts', 'Baseball.Boobs.Boobs.Baseball', 'Bite Me, Supreme Court', 'Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe', 'Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin', 'How to Get Rid of Alan Harper', 'Welcome Home, Jake', 'West Side Story', 'Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang', 'Lotta Delis in Little Armenia', 'Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot' and 'Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead'.

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Two and a Half Men

Season 12 (2015)

All episodes from the 12th and final season of the American sitcom. The bond between Alan (Jon Cryer) and Walden (Ashton Kutcher) grows stronger when they decide to adopt a child together. The episodes are: 'The Ol' Mexican Spinach', 'A Chic Bar in Ibiza', 'Glamping in a Yurt', 'Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight', 'Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.', 'Alan Shot a Little Girl', 'Sex With an Animated Ed Asner', 'Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey', 'Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey', 'Here I Come, Pants!', 'For Whom the Booty Calls', 'A Beer-Battered Rip-Off', 'Boompa Loved His Hookers', 'Don't Give a Monkey a Gun' and 'Of Course He's Dead'.

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Cast

Jon CryerEve GordonLee GarlingtonJon LovitzRobert WagnerMartin MullStacy KeachJames Earl JonesConchata FerrellCloris LeachmanAnnie PottsTammy LaurenBrooke ShieldsMorgan FairchildMike ConnorsCarol KaneCharlie SheenEmilio EstevezCourtney Thorne-SmithMatt RothHolland TaylorJaneane GarofaloGail O'GradyKatherine laNasaMarco SanchezJulia CampbellMichael Clarke DuncanLarry CedarMelanie LynskeyAllison JanneyCharlie DellDiane DelanoKate LuybenSab ShimonoKen LernerJennifer O'DellApril BettsRichard KindBob RumnockCerina VincentMeagen FayEmmanuelle VaugierNatalie Denise SperlJudy GreerAshton KutcherKelly StablesJane LynchSara RueKay PanabakerMaggie LawsonRebecca McFarlandSandra McCoyKevin SorboAndre WareSusse BuddeDiora BairdAmber TamblynDavid MatteyJud TylorJacqueline LordRaymond MaAngus T. JonesArt BonillaMiley CyrusAndrea BendewaldMelanie AbramoffJim MeskimenMarin HinkleSteven TylerJoel MurrayLillian AdamsChristopher NeimanEnrique IglesiasBrooke D'OrsayWill SassoApril BowlbyAngus T JonesErnie GrunwaldGerald BrodinGraham Patrick MartinAshley EdnerShane WoodsonJ.D. WalshDale Waddington HorowitzSophie WinklemanRobert ClotworthyPaulina OlszynskiAndy MackenzieJohn CarneyIrena A HoffmanEmily RoseJennifer HaleKimberly QuinnAndrea SavageIqbal ThebaRyan StilesMichael Patrick McGillAnnie MumoloLoren LesterBrendan Patrick ConnorValerie AzlynnSteven ShawSkyler CalebStephanie BrownChristina MooreBruno AmatoCarrie StevensDanielle BisuttiJennifer TaylorMatt McKenzieBrian Thomas SmithSara EriksonGeorge KattJohn PirruccelloLamont ThompsonEdan AlexanderJennifer Bini TaylorIon OvermanBrian Patrick WadeTreisa GaryBrandon KillhamJames EdsonAndy PessoaJackie DebatinStefan UmsteadKelly KingRachel CannonDaniel BensonJD WalshShon LittleChristopher T WoodDeprise BresciaCarly ThomasAndrea SilversLauren Rose LewisAvner GarbiNancy LinariNadine EllisDoug MitchellCazzy GolombTamara KnauszHyacinth NierAustin LeeGlen WalkerStephanie ReibelRalph Cole JrMia KellyKatie WeaverJohn DewisMarisa TayuiLeah FitzpatrickKelley DaughertySammi ReedIreeshaJulianne GrossmanRebecca AveryJustine EyreWayne WildersonEddie Van HalenTinashe KachingweCaroline BielskisPeter A HulneScott McShaneJohn MendozaRod BrittNanci ChristopherAlitzahHugh HolubTerry ShustaTheresa AdamsDionne HudsonDanielle LewisKris IyerMolly MorganTony TripoliMichael MertonCheyenne CasebierMaria TornbergJohn VanceBen HermesAlex SpencerBrian TurkIan `Blaze' KellyMonica YoungBob RuschCharity HodgesMing WenJJ RodgersKurt SchollerPaige PetersonHolly KingBrian HymanMichael PotterAnna GravesElijah Michael LeeRichard V LicataJeanine GiovanniTina MorascoLexi JourdenGregg MarxSandra Dee RobinsonGracie MaddoxLaura McLauchlinSun Park