Irvine (Trainspotting) Welsh makes his directorial debut with this 2009 made-for-TV comedy mockumentary for ITV4. Andy 'The Arrows' Sampson (Jonathan Lewis Owen) is a Welsh darts superstar, whose career takes a sudden tumble after he suffers a heart attack. With his confidence at rock bottom, he just cannot hit the doubles and he sinks into a deep pit of depression. How can he drag himself back to the top? Andy thinks that the answer lies in a very strange, aromatic and disgusting cure.