Ted and Venus

  |  Buy to Own: 17/01/1996
  |  96 min
Rated 18 by the BBFC
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Ted (Bud Cort) is a poet who is in love with beach babe Linda (Kim Adams). Unfortunately for Ted, Linda couldn't care less. Still though, he keeps trying to win her with his erotic poetry, explicit phone calls and disastrous romantic overtures. Unsurprisingly, his behaviour only makes her hate him even more. Fortunately, there's no shortage of characters willing to offer advice to the hapless bard...