Football comedy. When Mark (Danny Dyer) decides to surprise his new American bride Holly (Gillian Kearney) with a trip to Portugal, she can't believe her luck. Soon the happy couple are enjoying the sights of Lisbon - but at the same time it turns out that the English football team are participating in a major tournament, and the English football fans seem to be following them everywhere. Surely football-obsessed Mark had no idea that the England team were playing? Before long, Mark is forced to decide what he loves most - his new wife, or his beloved team.